Hire Me Plz,
I Swear I Know What I’m Doing

illustration series

I’ve been on the lookout for a new opportunity, and I won’t lie…it’s been tough to transition into the next phase of my career. I thought it would be fun to document my job-hunting journey with my latest illustration series, “Hire Me Plz, I Swear I Know What I’m Doing.” I hope this brings some joy to my fellow job seekers and who knows, maybe it’ll even catch the eye of a future employer along the way 😉.

why wont you hire me?

the (very real) struggles of job hunting.

psa announcement

not everything a designer creates is portfolio-worthy.

creative fuel

turning rejected job applications into sarcastic art.

still optimistic

but send help if i’m still job searching for another several months.

!!!

if you don’t have an unusually chipper voices during your phone screens, are you even taking it seriously?

i can wear many hats

another reason to hire me!

take a chance

my replies to rejected job applications be like…
🎵 if you change your mind, i’m the first in line! 🎵

the email that found me unwell

love it when automated application rejection emails find me.

following up on that follow up

how many is too many?

queue dicaprio’s meme

they don’t even look at my linkedin profile when they require it on applications.

emotionally unavailable jobs

when companies that i’ve applied to and sent follow-up emails to ignore me but keep reposting the same job listing every other week.

interview ready

i’ve got this.

Strategic branding
& cute drawings

get you a designer who can do both.

what’s your salary range?

what’s YOUR salary range?

the chicken or the egg

which comes first?

one is not like the other

the audacity of these companies!

what more do you want?

art direction, concept designs, branding campaigns, illustrations, digital assets, traditional marketing, b2b, b2c, tradeshow design, versatile design skills, team and leadership management, project management, strong work ethic,
a hilarious sense of humor…

never settle for less

i know the value i can bring. no ego - just a woman who’s confident in her abilities and the experience she has.